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  1. SAMPLE VOICE-MAIL GREETING FROM THE VOICE OF "JEM"

SAMANTHA WILL RECORD YOUR VERY OWN VOICE-MAIL GREETING FOR YOUR PHONE USING YOUR NAME - HOW TRULY OUTRAGEOUS TO HAVE "JEM" ANSWER YOUR CALLS WHEN YOU CAN'T PICK UP THE PHONE

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HI THIS IS JEM

AND YOU’VE REACHED __________
VOICE MAIL
__________CAN’T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ____ IS BUSY HELPING THE HOLOGRAMS AND I WITH ABSOLUTLY EVERYTHING.

WE ARE RECORDING NEW SONGS AND WILL BE REHEARSING SOON FOR OUR BRAND NEW WORLD TOUR.
BUT PLEASE DON’T TELL THE MISFITS OR THEY ARE LIABLE TO SHOW UP AT THE STUDIO AND TRY TO RUIN EVERYTHING.

SO LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR _______AND YOU NEVER KNOW, ____ MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU BACKSTAGE AT ONE OF OUR CONCERTS.

SHOWS OVER SYNERGY!!